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AQUICK TICKLE

Wed May 14, 2008, 11:53 AM
I've been very busy over the past few months and been spending more time on my other page. I will let you know that I DID NOT read the 1717 messages that were left for me, nor did I go thru the 2807 deviations...however, I will read the notes that were left :D and when time permits, I will go to my favorites DA Artists pages and :+fav: my pootie off ! ... Thanks to everyone who has added me to their friendslist and fav'd my work...It's much appreciated... :hug: :blowkiss:
So here's Todays' Tickle...

True Story from Auburn Medical Center...

A man named AchMatt went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo. According to the nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
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:iconurbanity2002: :iconlordcoyote: :iconsplicer-ik: :iconworkhorsecomics: :icongraphicbrat: :icondsully: :iconlurking-ninja: :iconjurf-rokstar: :iconshonenpunk: :iconlionwulf:
:iconcosmicjedi: :iconericborc: :iconyuraofthehairfan: and my buddy that's M.I.A. :iconmbvloveless:

CLUBS

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  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE - SEXY BACK
  • Watching: ONE LIFE TO LIVE
  • Eating: OREO'S
  • Drinking: WATER & TEA

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  • Current Residence: ORLANDO, FLORIDA
  • Interests: MOTORCYCLES, ART, MUSIC, PHOTOGRAPHY
  • Favourite movie: ANYTHING PACINO & DeNIRO
  • Favourite band or musician: R. KELLY, LL COOL J, EMINEM
  • Favourite genre of music: R&B, RAP AND JAZZ
  • Favourite artist: REMMELL, PABLO, SPLUTT, ELPLATEADO, FUNKYALIEN, DREW GARDNER, RLG, LORDCOYOTE, WAGNER, RSL
  • Favourite poet or writer: ZANE
  • Favourite photographer: VAKULKA, KILROYART, MOITESSIER
  • Operating System: XP PRO
  • Favourite game: NASCAR, TOMB RAIDER, SPLINTER CELL, FEAR EFFECT
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS, PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: GOKU, VEGETA, ANIMANIACS, WOLVERINE, STORM
  • Personal Quote: YOU REALLY DIDN'T ASK ME THAT STUPID SHYT DID YOU ?!

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"Portrait of a Friend"

I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts,
or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will
search for answers.

I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain,
nor the future with its untold stories.
But I can be there now when you need me to care.

I can't keep your feet from stumbling.
I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall.

Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine;
Yet I can share in your laughter.

Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge;
I can only support you, encourage you,
and help you when you ask.

I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship,
from your values, from me.
I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you.

I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you,
But I can give you the room to change, room to grow,
room to be yourself.

I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting,
But I can cry with you and help you pick up the pieces
and put them back in place.

I can't tell you who you are.
I can only love you and be your friend.

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Thank you for the fav on "Look at Me" :)
Thanks for the FAV!

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